Would beer damage be covered under my homeowner's insurance policy?

Last night some friends and I got pretty ripped and started shaking up our beer bottles and spraying them all over the place in my basement. Before too long, my basement walls were soaked and the carpet was damp. I was too drunk to do anything then and so I just passed out.

I just got home from work today to discover that more liquid got onto the walls and carpet then I thought. It smells disgusing and the drywall and carpet may be ruined. Can I file a claim with my homeowners insurance?
Sadly enough, I am very serious. Do I have a claim?

I highly doubt this would be covered. Most insurance claims can only be covered as "Acts of God". If you claimed someone broke into your house and vandalized it with beer then maybe. Of course this is covered under insurance fraud and you would be investigated fully.

If you did and someone found this post you would be required to pay the money they gave you back and probably spend a few days in the clink.

Acts of God include but are not limited to: Fire, Flood, Earthquake, Tornado, car smashing through your front room, place crashing into your house and generally anything that is unlikely to happen.

Vandalism falls under robbery. If someone maliciously came into your house and spray painted the walls and broke stuff, this would be covered as well as it too is considered act of God. You need to check your home owners insurance manual to see what exactly your policy covers as it does not cover all things. If you build on a flood plain, you can't get flood insurance and if you build in the forest you can get fire insurance. Hopefully you are not in a no party zone.